ang mohs come up with the craziest shit for food
That's right folks, bacon lube. Goes perfect when your lady (or
man) is wearing a bacon bra and you're scarfing a meat-ship in bed
(double entendre, count it!). Ah, heaven.
As many of you know, we're huge bacon lovers here at J&D's.
We now make Bacon Salt, Baconnaise and Bacon Lip Balm. That last
one seemed like a stretch at first, but now that bacon has
successfully made the jump from food to personal care, we're
pushing it even further.
With that said, we're happy to introduce our newest product,
baconlube™. It's not for sale yet, but we're looking for early
product testers to put our "Everything should taste like bacon"
tagline to the test. Please email us at [email protected]
to get on our beta tester list.
My God that sounds delicious. From fish to bacon in just a few
drops. I'm really hoping this wasn't an April Fools joke either,
because that would just be cruel. I went ahead and added myself to
the beta tester list and haven't gotten an email back yet calling
me an idiot, so that's a good sign. Now, ladies, what do you say:
me, you, some Baconlube? Haha, did I just describe your wildest
fantasy? Well tell me -- in your fantasy did you make me a BLT
afterwards? Because that's a must.
